Simple, transparent, completely made up

Pricing that makes sense

We thought about charging you. Then we remembered none of the startups we generate are real. So everything is free. Forever. Probably.

Free
$0 /mo
For indie hackers between pivots
  • ✓ Unlimited generations
  • ✓ Seeded determinism (same bad idea every time)
  • ✓ Export to HTML
  • ✓ Share with your LinkedIn followers
  • ✓ Zero actual product built
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Pro
$0 /mo
For serial entrepreneurs (you know who you are)
  • ✓ Everything in Free
  • ✓ Also everything in Free
  • ✓ We just wanted three tiers
  • ✓ Priority support (we reply never)
  • ✓ Mention in our fake press kit
  • ✓ SOC 2 compliance theatre
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Enterprise
Let's talk
For companies with budget and zero accountability
  • ✓ Everything in Pro
  • ✓ Custom SLAs we won't meet
  • ✓ Dedicated CSM (our intern)
  • ✓ Quarterly business reviews (we cancel)
  • ✓ White-label rights to our vibes
  • ✓ Invoice with Net-90 terms
Contact Sales →

💳 All plans include blockchain add-on (+$200/mo)  ·  🤖 "AI" is a seeded hash function  ·  📋 Notion template included  ·  🔒 SOC 2 (we printed the badge)

Frequently asked questions

Questions we imagined you'd have. Answers we made up.

Is this actually free?

Yes. We have no payment infrastructure, no Stripe account, and frankly no business model. It's free by necessity and by choice.

What do I get with the Enterprise plan?

The same thing as the Free plan, but we'll email you a PDF with the word 'Enterprise' in the filename. Perfect for your board deck.

Will the generated SaaS actually work?

Absolutely not. It's a landing page with hardcoded stats, fabricated testimonials, and pricing tiers for a product that doesn't exist. Just like real startups.

Can I use this to raise funding?

We cannot legally recommend this. We also cannot stop you. We've heard the decks have a 23% close rate. We made that up.

Do you offer refunds?

$0 × 100% = $0. Yes, we offer full refunds.

What's your uptime SLA?

We target 99.9% uptime. It's a static site on a CDN. The only way it goes down is if the internet ends, in which case your SaaS doesn't matter anyway.

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No credit card required. No actual product required. Just vibes.