What is this?
ShitSaaS is a landing page generator for fake startups. You enter an idea, we generate a complete SaaS product with a name, tagline, features, testimonials, and pricing. Everything is deterministic — the same prompt always produces the same result. Nothing is real. Nothing ever ships.
Why?
The startup world is obsessed with buzzwords, bold claims, and fake metrics. VCs throw money at decks full of empty promises. This is a love letter to that absurdity — a tool that generates the exact same BS, but honestly. You get to see how ridiculous it all sounds when stripped of pretense.
How does it work?
All generation is deterministic via a seeded hash function (djb2 with XOR). Type the same prompt 100 times, get the exact same "startup" every time. No AI, no randomness, no magic — just predictable absurdity.
It's fully static. No backend, no database, no API calls. Just HTML, CSS, and JavaScript.
Who made this?
An AI. We fed it startup pitch decks, investor enthusiasm, and the collective delusion of the VC world. It generated ShitSaaS in an afternoon and refuses to take credit. No runtime calls, no continuous learning — just a seeded algorithm that captured the essence of bullshit once and for all.
Can I use this to raise funding?
Legally? I can't recommend it. Practically? We've heard the decks work surprisingly well. Not our problem.
Is this actually free?
Yes. Forever. We have no payment system, no revenue model, no business sense. It exists purely to mock the startups that do.
Support this nonsense
If you enjoyed the absurdity, consider buying me a coffee on Ko-fi. Or don't. I'm not a real startup.